When God loses faith in humanity, he sends a legion of angels to wipe out the human race. It’s only hope is a group of misfits holed up in a diner, aided by the archangel Michael.


After a terrifying biblical apocalypse descends upon the world, a group of strangers stranded in a remote truck stop diner in the Southwest unwittingly become humanity’s last line of defense when they discover the diner’s young waitress is pregnant with the messiah.

Why you care

You are probably going to hell.

Legion Release Date

January 22nd, 2010


Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Tenney, Charles S. Dutton

The Good

Angels, slutty waitresses and God.

The Bad

The Apocalypse

Our Clever Prediction

60 Million at the box office. Legion looks like a wicked movie.