Killer Elite (2011)


Killer Elite is a retarded Jason Statham film, except it has a great cast with Robert Deniro, Clive Owen and Yvonne Strahovski (from TV’s Chuck). Okay, so she’s not a great actress, but YOWZA.

Apparently, Killer Elite is based on a true story of a group of vigilantes who were part of England’s paramilitary force. They hunted down assassins who were so skilled that the kills were seen as accidents.

Then how did they know they were assassinations? See? It’s plot holes like these that make films like Green Lantern happen.

Killer Elite

Written and directed by Gary McKendry, Killer Elite is based on the novel Feather Men by Ranulph Fiennes. I spelled that correctly. Yeah. I like to think of him as Bizarro Ralph Fiennes.

Killer Elite Trailer

Killer Elite Clip – Danny and Hunter Break Out

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Movie Release Date

September 23, 2011.


Who’s In It?

Jason Statham … Danny Bryce
  Robert De Niro … Hunter
  Clive Owen … Spike
  Yvonne Strahovski … Anne
  Dominic Purcell … Davies
  Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje … The Agent
  Grant Bowler … Capt. James Cregg
  Michael Dorman
  Ben Mendelsohn
  Kristy Barnes-Cullen … Supply Room Nurse
  Lachy Hulme
  Firass Dirani

What’s Good About It?

Yvonne Strahovski. Deniro. Maybe that it’s based on a true story.

What’s Bad About It?

Jason Statham. Yawn.

Our Clever Prediction

I can’t help but feel that Killer Elite is going to be killer lame. Zing!