Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D 2 (2011)

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Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D 2 is a sequel to the unfortunately successful Brendan Fraser film about journeying to the center of the earth. In 3D. What a descriptive title.


Details on the sequel are scarce at present, although I’m betting it will be an adventure movie with Fraser making insanely stupid faces while acting scared of stupid things that aren’t really in the center of the earth.

Just to start a rumor, albeit one that’s infinitely more interesting that the actual movie, but how’s about the sequel is about journeying to the center of Mars or Venus? Then it could be titled Journey to the Center of the Earth: Mars Expedition. See, you’d still want the title to say ‘earth,’ even though there’d be no earth in the journeying. I’m a frigging genius.

Trailer

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Pics

The Scoop

Brad Peyton will be taking over as director for the sequel, but few details have been released. Keep tuned as more news is released.

Who’s It For?

PG

Movie Release Date

September 23, 2011.

Who’s In It?

All still rumors at present, but…

Brendan Fraser … Prof. Trevor Anderson
Josh Hutcherson … Sean Anderson
Anita Briem … Hannah Ásgeirsson
Seth Meyers … Professor Alan Kitzens

Interesting Fact

The center of the world is mostly made up of lava and tooth fairy carcases. Look it up.

Related Movies

Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Mummy, Get Smart (what? It was stupid, therefore related)

What’s Good About It?

I’m drawing a blank. Umm…. Brendan Fraser is awesome? How cool was Airheads?

What’s Bad About It?

Brendan Fraser is not awesome. See what I did there? I asked a question, then I answered it. Just like Socrates. You are now my pupil. As this is now Greece, get me a young boy for… teaching.

Our Clever Prediction

Apparently, anything 3D will make money. So it will make money. What a prediction. Oh, here’s a more accurated description: The movie will blow. BLOW.

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