Godzilla, Expendables 3 & Jupiter Ascending Pics, & Gone Girl and Walk of Shame Trailers!

Jupiter Ascending april 15

Godzilla goes old school, The Expendables 3 offers a good look at a super crew (with Terry Crews!), Jupiter Ascending one-ups a hover board, Gone Girl shows a complex relationship, and Walk of Shame goes red band and makes me horny!


Godzilla has a new poster today that is super stylish, and makes me think the film will, at the very least, attempt to honor the history of the creature. I really like that, and I’m not a super big Godzilla fan, the fact that they seem to be fans makes me more interested in the film.
godzilla april 15

The Expendables 3

The Expendables 3 has a new photo of the cast, with some new and old members looks pretty cool. Although I don’t know who the dude in the middle is, and Stallone is increasingly looking like a ventriloquist’s puppet on steroids. Right?
the expendables 3 april 15

Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending has a new photo of elf Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis/Snow White on some sort of science fiction high speed chase, with elf boy using hover boots. Take that, Back to the Future 2! Also, Mila looks photoshopped into this photo. And Elf boy looks like he beat up nerdy elves in school.
Jupiter Ascending april 15

Gone Girl

Gone Girl has a new trailer that is pretty good. I think what will be most interesting about this film is, I hope, that Ben Affleck didn’t kill his wife. I’d prefer he be a guy who looks like an obvious suspect, and there’s a lot of evidence against him, but in the end he’s just a regular jerk and not a murderer. I think that the concept of a guy who you’d think could kill his wife in a passionate fit of rage but didn’t, and is accused of it, is very interesting. And it’s David Fincher, so it’ll probably be awesome.

Gone Girl Official Trailer 2014 by boxofficeinternational

Walk of Shame

Walk of Shame has a new trailer today that isn’t too terribly red band – I was hoping for Elizabeth Banks nude – but it is fairly funny, and repeatedly calls her a hooker, and indicates she likes to polish the knob, if you know what I mean.


Anyways, the trailer looks look, and Banks is clearly capable of leading the film as both a likable hot chick, and as a comedic leading lady. I want to see her and Melissa McCarthy do a film together. Or, in the next Hunger Games, for her and Jennifer Lawrence to make out naked. That would make me hungry.

For blowjobs.