From Prada to Nada (2011)

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From Prada to Nada is yet another bastardization of a classic novel, this time Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility. With a latin ‘spin.’ I just barfed unoriginality. It tasted like Caribou Coffee.

Two spoiled little bitches are forced to move in with their estranged aunt, who lives modestly but with a lot of love. The two sisters start out so engrained in their 90210 lifestyle that one won’t even admit to her Mexican ancestry. So she’s a major racist. I can’t wait to see her transformation. Oh wait. People don’t really change and she’ll still be a piece of shit at the end.

Sorry, but I know people. Take the scum who set up wireless internet for free at Caribou Coffee. They act like they’re doing something nice, but really they screw the little guy (me).

Trailer

The Scoop

Director Angel Garcia only has one other credit on IMDB, which is The Three Cornered Hat, a short film from 1986. I was one at the time, but I have fond memories of it. This film will rock. But in a racist and pandering crap way.

Who’s It For?

KKK members. PG-13.

Movie Release Date

January 28, 2011.

Who’s In It?

Camilla Belle
Alexa Vega … Mary
April Bowlby … Olivia
Wilmer Valderrama … Bruno
Nicholas D’Agosto … Edward

Interesting Fact

Original title was Sense and Sensibilidad.

Related Movies

Sense and Sensibility, The Hottie and the Nottie.

What’s Good About It?

Camilla Belle is gorgeous.

What’s Bad About It?

Wilmer Valderrama is a scumbag. Just a feeling I get. Plus, this is racist shit. I’d boycott it, but I’m still pissed at Caribou Coffee.

Our Clever Prediction

It will TANK. Guaranteed. No way this makes any money. It looks stupid, and instead of doing justice to the original novel, you know, the classic English novel that has survived for so long because Jane Austen was a brilliant writer, they’re instead making it a completely worthless, boring, stupid, sterilized crapfest about Mexicans. I’m sure someone will get mad at me and call me a racist. Fuck you. You’re wrong. I’d love to see something that promotes Mexican-American heritage. But not this shitfest.