Faster Updates!


So a handful of updates for Faster have come out recently. Why don’t you check it out? Unless you’re chicken?

So what’s the Deal?

I’ve been thinking for the last couple minutes on how to properly write up the chicken noise you so commonly hear after someone says, “Are you chicken?” and I’ve come up with, “Bwark, Bwk bwk bwk. Bwark, bwk, bwk.”

And I realize the Canadians reading always respond with, “Of course we’re chicken. Here is our white flag. America! Help us!” Haha, ZING.

Anyways, there have been a few bits of news lately regarding Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s new film, Faster. First, there’s a new trailer (below). It’s red band, so I expect every kid in the world to watch it without the slightest hesitation. But you shouldn’t. Go watch some more Disney films or something.

Also, a few new photos have been released, which I will attempt to place in a gallery below. It may not work out like I plan, in which case, just imagine still forms of the many parts of the trailer.

Faster Photos

Oh, and you can check out the official movie page here, the Facebook page here, and the Twitter page here.

Faster Red Band Trailer

So here’s the trailer:

And Check out all the other info we have available for Faster here.

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