Fast Five (2011)


Good news for you Fast & Furious fans, another sequel was recently announced for this franchise. This time around, our two main characters (Dominic & Brian) are on the run. Fast Five is the newest film in the Fast & Furious franchise, because the world can’t get enough Vin Diesel, Paul Walker or fast cars that sound like lawnmowers.

Fast Five : The Scoop

Fast Five Poster
Now I'm in your face!

Need even more sexy in this new Fast & Furious movie? You got it. The Rock is playing the lead cop, set out to catch Dominic and Brian (Vin Diesel and Paul Walker). Do you remember the ending of the last Fast & Furious movie? Not that laugh out loud moment where Vin popped a wheelie in his car and took out the bad guys… ( oh shit, that was so bad I still cringe thinking about it) .. the last film ended with Dominic heading to jail, and his boyfriend Brian racing up behind the prisoner bus.

Here’s where Fast Five starts… this is the reason you get up in the mornings. Dominic and his crew find themselves on the wrong side of the law once again as they try to switch lanes between a ruthless drug lord and a relentless federal agent. Yes, thats right.. The Rock is determined to bring the *bad boy* duo of Toretto and O’Conner to justice, while the boys try to clear their names.

“Since Brian (Paul Walker) and Mia Toretto (Jordana Brewster) broke Dom (Vin Diesel) out of custody, they’ve blown across many borders to elude authorities. Now backed into a corner in Rio de Janeiro, they must pull one last job in order to gain their freedom. As they assemble their elite team of top racers, the unlikely allies know their only shot of getting out for good means confronting the corrupt businessman who wants them dead. But he’s not the only one on their tail.

Hard-nosed federal agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) never misses his target. When he is assigned to track down Dom and Brian, he and his strike team launch an all-out assault to capture them. But as his men tear through Brazil, Hobbs learns he can’t separate the good guys from the bad. Now, he must rely on his instincts to corner his prey…before someone else runs them down first.”


Fast Five Trailer

Sure, here you go, this is the real Fast Five Trailer, where has your sense of humor gone?

Who’s It For?

Those annoying little punks with loud cars, 3 point racing harnesses and deafening sound systems.

Fast Five Pictures

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Movie Release Date

Fast Five is going to be released April 29th 2011.

Who’s In It?

Dwayne Johnson … Hobbs
Vin Diesel … Dominic Toretto
Paul Walker … Brian O’Conner
Jordana Brewster … Mia Toretto
Tyrese Gibson … Roman Pearce
Elsa Pataky … Elena Neves
Ludacris … Tej

Related Movies

* The Fast and the Furious (2001)
* 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
* The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
* Fast & Furious (2009)

What’s Good About It?

Fast & Furious movies are normally loaded with hot girls. Can The Rock bring back even an ounce of respect to this franchise? Jordana Brewster is hot.

What’s Bad About It?

The idiotic car scenes, chase scenes and action moments are so over-the-top retarded, they are unwatchable. Will the Dodge Charger do another wheelie? lol?

Our Clever Prediction

Douchebags with expensive exhaust systems on their shitty Dodge Neons, will flock to this movie, just like the previous ones.


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