Everything Must Go (2011)


Everything Must Go tells an alcoholic’s struggle with his drinking problem, so he has a yard sale to help him get his life back together. Oh, and it’s a comedy.

Sounds hilarious, right? Now, picture this: it stars Will Ferrell. I didn’t think it could get any less funny, but there it is.

Oh, and apparently his wife puts all his stuff on the lawn, so that’s why he has to sell all his stuff over a four day period. GUH. That was supposed to be UGH, but I like GUH more.

The Scoop

To make matters worse, this is writer/director Dan Rush’s first film. I just shat in here. By here I mean the world. I just shat in the world. SHAT.



Who’s It For?

No rating yet, but lets go with G.


Movie Release Date

March, 2011.

Who’s In It?

Will Ferrell … Nick Halsey
Rebecca Hall … Samantha
Laura Dern … Delilah
Stephen Root
Michael Peña … Frank Garcia
Glenn Howerton … Gary

Related Movies

Stranger than Fiction, Semi-Pro, The Good Guys

What’s Good About It?

Um… I like to buy things. At yard sales, or garage sales or lawn sales.

What’s Bad About It?

I’ve written a great deal already. Well, not a great deal. But everything I’ve written is bad.

Our Clever Prediction

It’s a Will Ferrell movie, so it’ll make a few bucks. GUH.

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  1. Oh wait, so the film is exactly like Old School, how original. Is this type of comedy still funny in America? Do we have to give you copies of Strange Brew and Porkys so you can understand the real brilliance of comedy?

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