Chronicle (2012)


Chronicle is a fantasy film about three teenagers in Portland who go into the woods one night and touch a mysterious object that gives them powers.

I’m really excited for this movie. I’m always trying to convince teenage girls to go into the woods to touch my mysterious object. Now I’ll have a film to back up my claims that it gives them powers.

I consider Herpes a power.


Josh Trank is writing/directing Chronicle. His main experience is writing and directing a handful of episodes of The Kill Point, which is a TV show about points that kill. Or something else. I don’t know.

Chronicle Trailer

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Movie Release Date

February 3, 2012.



Who’s In It?

  Michael B. Jordan
  Michael Kelly
  Dane DeHaan
  Anna Wood … Monica
  Ashley Hinshaw … Casey
  Alex Russell
  Joe Vaz … Michael Ernesto
  Matthew Dylan Roberts … Michael Ernesto’s neighbour
  Luke Tyler … Sean

What’s Good About It?

It sounds like I Am Number Four, but it has more potential for convincing girls to follow me into the woods.

What’s Bad About It?

Not a lot of details yet.

Our Clever Prediction

I don’t anticipate a ton of people seeing Chronicle, but you never know. Y’know?


  1. Sounds interesting enough to me. I’d like to see it when it comes out. I love Sci-Fi/Fantasy films! (and books for that matter…)

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