2012 Movie Releases »
Movies coming in 2012, full sneak previews of all upcoming films.
Won’t Back Down (2012)
Won’t Back Down is a drama about a mother joining forces with some teachers to take on the educational system in order to get better education for her children
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Mansome (2012)
Mansome is a documentary about me. Or about what it means to be a man. WHICH IS TO BE LIKE
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Gangster Squad (2012)
Gangster Squad follows a group of policemen in 1940s LA who work outside the law to bring down one of the city’s most notorious mob bosses, Mickey Cohen
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The Campaign (2012)
The Campaign is a new comedy starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis as rivals running against one another in a Congressional election
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Dark Tide (2012)
Dark Tide is Halle Berry’s attempt at making Blue Crush or Into the Blue. She wants you to see how hot she still looks in a bikini. But that’s not how I want to
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The Chernobyl Diaries (2012)
The Chernobyl Diaries is why I never travel or even leave my room. Because when you go looking for an adventure, you find mutated monsters with most likely extraordinarily large genitalia. I’m guessing
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End of Watch (2012)
End of Watch is a police thriller about two trigger-happy cops who stumble across a massive drug bust and find a cartel wants them dead
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A Fantastic Fear of Everything (2012)
A Fantastic Fear of Everything is a crime comedy about a children’s author who decides to change career paths by becoming a crime novelist. During his research he becomes paranoid
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Faust (2012)
Faust is an interesting and artistic new take on the classic tale by Goethe. The tale is about a doctor/magician who sells his soul to the devil and pays a harsh price
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Hick (2012)
Hick is about a 13 year old girl from Nebraska who starts hitchhiking to Las Vegas to find a sugar daddy. She runs into a number of bad people on the way, and she
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Only God Forgives (2012)
Only God Forgives is director Nicolas Winding Refn and star Ryan Gosling’s followup to the extremely awesome Drive. This time, Gosling plays a British gangster who escapes from some trouble in Britain by going
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Madea’s Witness Protection (2012)
Madea’s Witness Protection is the latest Tyler Perry film about his favorite character. This time, an unwitting fool who is in trouble over a Wall Street Ponzi scheme comes to live with Madea to
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Virginia (2012)
Virginia is about a Southern woman who has had a long affair with the sheriff of her town, but that sheriff is married to another woman, and when he runs for Senate he stops
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Step Up Revolution (2012)
Step Up Revolution changes up the basic premise of the Step Up series by moving away from dancing and moving toward a more literal stepping process, as the fourth film in the series is
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Hysteria (2012)
Hysteria is about the man who invented the first vibrator. He was a doctor trying to treat women being women, so he gave them orgasms. That’s how I treat alcoholism. Doesn’t work
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