Camp X-Ray, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Jessabelle, Pride & Sin City: A Dame To Kill For have new posters!

0
318
sin city a dame to kill for aug 22

Camp X-Ray, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Jessabelle, Pride & Sin City: A Dame To Kill For have new posters!

Camp X-Ray

Camp X-Ray has a new poster of Kristen Stewart looking like the soldier girl we always thought she could be. NOT. I hope her terrorist sparkles in the sun. Cause I would take this MORE seriously if they just went straight up stupid with it.
Camp X-Ray aug 22

Hector and the Search for Happiness

Hector and the Search for Happiness has a new poster that shows a frowny Simon Pegg trying to figure out happiness, when it’s standing right next to him. BANG YOUR HOT WIFE.
Hector and the Search for Happiness aug 22

Jessabelle

Jessabelle has a new poster that shows how the pretty red haired girl is somehow, mysteriously, linked to an evil or dead thing. I think it has to do with her hair. It looks like I have another reason not to trust redheads. This, and the soulless thing.
Jessabelle aug 22

Pride

Well, I just reviewed Pride, and it looks good, but there’s a new poster that I missed the first time around, so… here it is! I like the button that reads, “Based on a true story.” That’s a nice touch. Cause gay people love buttons… right?
pride aug 22

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Here’s a tip: if you want people to see your movie, don’t put the fugly Lady Gaga on your poster. I think I’d rather put my pen15 against the cigarette than into that mouth. Eww…

So… Sin City: A Dame to Kill For has a new Gaga poster… and it’s ugly.
sin city a dame to kill for aug 22