There are seven signs of the apocalypse. I think Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is pestilence. It may also serve as war. I can’t decide. It’s so hard to interpret signs from God.
Martin Lawrence is back as FBI agent Malcom Turner, who choses to become Big Momma in order to go undercover and stop crime. Oh wait, but this time he’s chosen to bring along his stepson, who will also go undercover as some sort of big fat tranny. A murder has taken place at an all girl’ school, and the two big mommas must infiltrate the school to uncover the secret of the murder.
Yawn, here it is… get ready for the huge laughs as big mamma parades around in her nightgown, teaching the girls about life while staring at young meat, again.. and again.. holy shit enough is enough.
Big Mommas is directed by the same man who directed Big Mommas House 2, John Whitesell. Thankfully, they have new blood writing the film. Matthew Fogel has taken over scripting duties. You may remember Fogel from the ZERO OTHER PROJECTS HE’S EVER WORKED ON. So it’s in good hands.
Who’s It For?
No one. No one on earth should see this except the people and relatives of those directly involved in this movie.
Movie Release Date
February 18, 2011.
Who’s In It?
Martin Lawrence … Malcolm/Big Momma
Brandon T. Jackson … Trent/Charmaine
Portia Doubleday … Jasmine Lee
Faizon Love … Kurtis Kool
Max Casella … Canetti
Big Mommas House 2 made $121 Million. I think that should also serve as a sign of the apocalypse.
Big Momma’s House, Big Momma’s House 2, Malibu’s Most Wanted
What’s Good About It?
I can’t think of a thing. Um… Jessica Lucas is pretty. There. One thing. Done.
What’s Bad About It?
Everything. It’s another Big Momma’s House. And behold, I saw a pale horse, and the rider that sat on him was death. And hell followed with him.
Our Clever Prediction
If the last one made over a hundred million, I don’t know what to think. Clearly, the world is full of idiots. I guess my prediction will be that the film will ruin my faith in humanity.