Animal Crackers (2016)

Animal Crackers Poster

Animal Crackers is an upcoming 2016 Animated movie, that may have been created by people on LSD. Is it just me, or are they all out of goofy plots for animations? We are down to wacky circus scenarios now.. but at least that gives us a break from talking Cars, frozen people and other oddball creations. Animal Crackers has a pretty powerful collection of voices in the film, because that’s the way animations go these days. Zero plot, just look for a big name to do some voice acting.

The plot for Animal Crackers goes like this : (Stay with me) The movie is about a family whose life is turned upside down when they inherit a rundown circus and a mysterious box of Animal Crackers. Sort of like when Matt Damon inherited a zoo, or when Jim Carey inherited a bunch of penguins. So, here’s the thing.. when you eat the magical crackers (probably hash cookies) you turn into the animal you ate… and now they have to save the circus from the ‘Evil’ guy.. who’s probably white, because all evil people in the movies are white. Deal with that. I would totally find a cracker that looked like Giselle Bundchen and turn into that animal.

There isn’t much original here, and I have zero faith in this movie doing much. Still, the people behind the voices will make millions, and I’m sure they are planning enormous toy marketing around the film.

The Cast of Animal Crackers

John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Ian McKellen, Danny DeVito, Sylvester Stallone, Raven-Symoné, Patrick Warburton

The Trailer

Here’s some sort of teaser clip for the movie, there isn’t an official trailer out yet…

Release Date

Spring 2016