A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)

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A Little Bit of Heaven is a comedy about a woman who finds out she has cancer and will die, but then she meets the love of her life, and discovers that falling in love may be scarier than dying. Also, discovering Whoopi Goldberg is god, would be more frightening than taking a dirt nap. Unless you are Ted Danson, but that’s just common sense.

Man, that is the among worst plot synopsis I’ve ever written, and I’m including Twilight in that statement, and those films has sparkly teenaged vampires. Not a ton of other details are available on the plot, but the woman works at an advertising agency, so there’s that.

And having watched the trailer, I have to admit that the description is not the worst part of the film. It seems at some point she’ll visit heaven, briefly, like Simba in The Lion King, or Shia LaSuck in Transformers, where she talks to Whoopi Goldberg, who is either God or an angel, and she’s probably taught to open her heart to love, and cured of cancer. Or maybe she still dies, but she does so having known love. *sniff*

Shut up. I have something in my eye.

Oh, and in the trailer it looks like she’s big ho. Ho fo sho. Here’s a tip ladies, I want my girls NOT to be used up by the time I get to them.

A Little Bit of Heaven is directed by Nicole Kassell, who looks like this:

Just thought I’d let you see those glasses. Oh, and she directed that Kevin Bacon as a child molester (I think it was a documentary) The Woodsman.

Trailer

Who’s It For?

Single women, women who live with lots of cats.

Pictures

Movie Release Date

TBA 2011.

Who’s In It?

  Lucy Punch … Sarah Walker
  Kate Hudson … Marley Corbett
  Kathy Bates … Beverly Corbett
  Gael García Bernal … Julian Goldstein
  Whoopi Goldberg … God
  Peter Dinklage … Vinnie
  Romany Malco … Peter Cooper
  Treat Williams … Jack Corbett
  Rosemarie DeWitt … Renee Blair
  Steven Weber … Rob Randolph
  Johann Urb … Doug
  Alan Dale … Dr. Sanders

Related Movies

Bruce Almighty, Scrooged, all the other God-awful Kate Hudson movies that are saved by her perkiness.

What’s Good About It?

Kate Hudson has a knack for being perky and likable. I don’t want to enjoy her films, but I tend to.

What’s Bad About It?

I’m going to have a heard time watching the film while thinking about how I want her to die. Oh, and if you die, and you go to a place in the clouds where Whoopi Goldberg greets you, don’t be fooled, the devil is tricking you, and you’re in hell.

Our Clever Prediction

I doubt it’ll be a big hit, but it may do well. Perkiness.

3 COMMENTS

  1. wtf man, you seriously need to stop being so offensive. also get off the defence…you are slagging this film off so much you may as well just admit you like it. its obvious. you said this film is the ‘gayest’ like, that is so rude. also you can’t say its for single women and people with a lot of cats…like seriously dude, stop judging.

  2. offended reader: After reading this review the feeling I am left with is offended. The use of ‘gayest’ as a derogatory term by this reviewer is truly offensive. Oh, and here’s another ‘tip’, talking about women being ‘used up’ is NOT likely to get you a woman, or a ‘girl’ for that matter.    

    Nothing here is meant to offend anyone, just having some fun with previews. Sometimes people do get offended, for that I apologize, but you have to understand its all part of running a blog. For every person that is offended, two others may contact us saying they had a good laugh.

    On your second point, I agree, Brian could only get a woman if he snatched her up in a van.

  3. After reading this review the feeling I am left with is offended. The use of ‘gayest’ as a derogatory term by this reviewer is truly offensive. Oh, and here’s another ‘tip’, talking about women being ‘used up’ is NOT likely to get you a woman, or a ‘girl’ for that matter.

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