Chappie is an upcoming 2015 Hugh Jackman movie that is… well.. weird. You see, the film is about this little , not quite adorable, robot names (Wait for it) Chappie. Here’s the kicker, Chappie is the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself. Suck on that Siri. His life, his story, will change the way the world looks at robots and humans forever. At least, that’s what the official synopsis is telling me.
Hugh Jackman reunites with a robot again for the movie, because that’s his new genre for some reason. He’s either playing some really emotional superhero with claws, or some lonely father with a robot fetish. I had a robot similar to Chappie in the early 80’s, his name was Bigtrack Jr.
Any ways, Chappie sort of reminds me of a dumber version of Number 5 from the classic movie Short Circuit. He’s a loveable little guy, who will try and save the day, with the help of Wolverine.. I mean Hugh Jackman. I hope Chappie has the same fate as that asshole Haley Joel Osment in ‘AI’. I hate ‘Chappie’ already, and have no interest in this movie.
Chappie Release Date
March 6, 2015
Who’s In It?
Hugh Jackman, Sigourney Weaver, Sharlto Copley, Dev Patel
What’s Good About It?
Nothing, but this GIF is AWESOME
What’s Bad About It?
Hugh Jackman and Robots. Enough already, we get it.
Our Clever Prediction
I see the Asians supporting this movie, because they are dreaming of a world full of robots and sex, also tentacles and other things.