Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor is a, you guessed it, new movie from mega director/writer/producer/actor/black lady Tyler Perry. The film is about a marriage counselor who has a job she doesn’t like (she helps rich dudes deal with their emotional issues so they can date… I think) and she’s married.
Said marriage counselor breaks a whole lotta rules when a massively rich, suave mofo walks in the door and she has sex with him. Now she has to go through a whole hell of a lot to fix her mistake and heal her marriage. Then a fat black lady shows up and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
Oh, no. That doesn’t happen. This is a drama, not a Madea film. Too bad.
Tyler Perry’s Temptation
Like I said, this is a Tyler Perry production, so he’s basically doing everything in the film except for acting.
HOLY SHIT. I’m writing this in a coffee shop and a bum just walked in and sat down next to me and he stinks like shit. OMG.
Tyler Perry’s Temptation Trailer
Tyler Perry’s Temptation Release Date
March 29, 2013
Who’s In It?
Kim Kardashian … Ava
Vanessa Williams … Janice
Jurnee Smollett … Judith
Sharon Oliphant … Receptionist
Brandy Norwood … Melinda
Lance Gross … Brice
Andrea Moore … Lisa
Robbie Jones … Harley
Ella Joyce … Sarah
Nickolas Wolf … Church Attendant
Cara Mantella … Counselor
Zach Sale … Brad
Denise Pereira … Walker
Andrew R. Kaplan … Board Member
Dina Morrone … (voice)
Robert Hotalen … Fiddle Player
Ken Melde … The Client
Keith Ratchek … Airport Patron
What’s Good About It?
Perry is the most consistently successful filmmaker in the world right now, and there’s almost no chance he won’t be successful this time too.
What’s Bad About It?
Kim Kardashian has to act in this, and judging by the trailer, she’s not doing a great job. HORRIBLE.
Our Clever Prediction
Oh man, the bum just got up. Jesus, he smells like a combination of his own shit, tons of cigarettes and the vomit that’s bubbling up from my lower intestine. UGH.
His smell is almost as vomit inducing as Kim Kardashian’s performance. No doubt Tyler Perry’s Temptation will be a commercial success, but I think it’ll also be a clear sign to the earth that Kardashian doesn’t deserve to be given serious acting roles.