The To Do List (2013)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock September 4, 2012 0

The To Do List is a comedy about a teenaged girl who, after finishing high school, feels she must learn how to do certain sexual things before heading off to college. Why didn’t I ever meet this girl?

This sucks. Are there really girls running around thinking, “Boy, I’d really like to learn how to…?”

Cause my junk is available for rent! USE ME. USE ME USE ME USE ME. Please.

So Brandy is a sorta dorky girl who hasn’t done all the awesome sexy stuff that you can do, and she wants to feel experienced when she gets to college. Over the summer Brandy sets out to complete a to do list of sexual activities. Hilarity ensues.

The To Do List

Maggie Carey is the writer/director of The To Do List. She’s directed a few short films, and she wrote for Funny or Die and In the Motherhood, which I have never heard of. Probably awesome.

The To Do List Trailer

The To Do List Release Date

February 14, 2013.

Pictures

Who’s In It?

  Christopher Mintz-Plasse … Duffy
  Rachel Bilson … Amber
  Clark Gregg … Judge Clark
  Alia Shawkat … Fiona
  Andy Samberg … Van
  Aubrey Plaza … Brandy
  Connie Britton … Mrs. Clark
  Bill Hader … Willy
  Donald Glover … Adam
  Johnny Simmons … Cameron
  Scott Porter … Rusty
  Nolan Gould … Max
  Adam Pally
  Sarah Steele … Wendy
  Betsy Sodaro … Graduate #2
  Skyler Vallo … Hot Girl
  Lauren Lapkus … Heckler
  D.C. Pierson … Hillcrest Lifeguard
  Dominic Dierkes … Hillcrest Lifeguard
  Blake Lee … Hillcrest Lifeguard
  Bryce Clyde Jenkins … Benji
  Kevin Brennan¹ … Guitar Player
  Marcy Jarreau … Bernadette
  Conor Benson … Hillcrest Lifeguard

What’s Good About It?

April from Parks and Recreation running around blowing dudes? Yeah, I’m in.

What’s Bad About It?

Sexy comedies should be directed by men. They know how to exploit women better. I said just about the same thing yesterday with Spring Breakers. At least that one had a male director.

Our Clever Prediction

I don’t anticipate The To Do List making much money, but Aubrey Plaza is coming along as an actress, and she might be able to hold this one up. You never know.

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