The To Do List is a comedy about a teenaged girl who, after finishing high school, feels she must learn how to do certain sexual things before heading off to college. Why didn’t I ever meet this girl?
This sucks. Are there really girls running around thinking, “Boy, I’d really like to learn how to…?”
Cause my junk is available for rent! USE ME. USE ME USE ME USE ME. Please.
So Brandy is a sorta dorky girl who hasn’t done all the awesome sexy stuff that you can do, and she wants to feel experienced when she gets to college. Over the summer Brandy sets out to complete a to do list of sexual activities. Hilarity ensues.
The To Do List
Maggie Carey is the writer/director of The To Do List. She’s directed a few short films, and she wrote for Funny or Die and In the Motherhood, which I have never heard of. Probably awesome.
The To Do List Trailer
The To Do List Release Date
February 14, 2013.
Who’s In It?
Christopher Mintz-Plasse … Duffy
Rachel Bilson … Amber
Clark Gregg … Judge Clark
Alia Shawkat … Fiona
Andy Samberg … Van
Aubrey Plaza … Brandy
Connie Britton … Mrs. Clark
Bill Hader … Willy
Donald Glover … Adam
Johnny Simmons … Cameron
Scott Porter … Rusty
Nolan Gould … Max
Sarah Steele … Wendy
Betsy Sodaro … Graduate #2
Skyler Vallo … Hot Girl
Lauren Lapkus … Heckler
D.C. Pierson … Hillcrest Lifeguard
Dominic Dierkes … Hillcrest Lifeguard
Blake Lee … Hillcrest Lifeguard
Bryce Clyde Jenkins … Benji
Kevin Brennan¹ … Guitar Player
Marcy Jarreau … Bernadette
Conor Benson … Hillcrest Lifeguard
What’s Good About It?
April from Parks and Recreation running around blowing dudes? Yeah, I’m in.
What’s Bad About It?
Sexy comedies should be directed by men. They know how to exploit women better. I said just about the same thing yesterday with Spring Breakers. At least that one had a male director.
Our Clever Prediction
I don’t anticipate The To Do List making much money, but Aubrey Plaza is coming along as an actress, and she might be able to hold this one up. You never know.