InAPPropriate is a new comedy that takes aim at being the most inappropriate possible comedy. Hence the name. The most offensive part? It’s directed by Vince Offer. The ShamWOW guy. Yeah. This movie is going to be AWESOME.
I’m pretty sure there isn’t a plot or anything in this film. I think it’s just random sketches of people saying really offensive things to get a laugh. But I’m offended because the trailer (below) doesn’t have a single offensive thing to say against Canadians.
What? Why not a little moose fucker joke? I make 73 of those a day. And I don’t get to make a movie. YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
Like I said, InAPPropriate is directed by Vince Offer, the ShamWOW guy, and he wrote the film, with a bunch of other people, including for some reason Adrien Brody. I understand getting Lindsay Lohan, and Movie 43 makes sense because there are a LOT of Oscar nominated stars in it, so they all get together for this, but Adrien Brody? And he wrote some lines? WHAT?
Rob Schneider … J.D./Psychologist
Michelle Rodriguez … Harriet
Adrien Brody … Flirty Harry
Lindsay Lohan … Marilyn
Ari Shaffir … The Amazing Racist
Chloe Dykstra … Passerby
Anna Akana … Student
Tabitha Taylor … Beach Bystander
Jonathan Spencer … Lt. O’Flanagan/Fecal Pool Supervisor/Bob/Papparazzo
Theo Von … Trapped Climber
Rebekah Kochan … Passerby
Da’Vone McDonald … Vondell
Kimberly Irion … Store Patron
Tara Holt … Triplet
Vince Offer … Peeping Tom
Shayla Beesley … Girlfriend
Jessie Usher … Jamal
Lana Kinnear … Beach Bystander
Azur-De … Passerby
Danni Lang … Beautician #2
Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest … Taliban Guard
Jada Facer … Girl
Deborah Rombaut … Nurse Jones
Alejandro Patino … Day Laborer
Caroline Rich … Cindi
InAPPropriate is making fun of people. All sorts of people. And I hate all sorts of people. So I’ll likely agree with a lot of these jokes. Look at the black guys with huge penises!
Nothing that I can see. Except, you know, the Vince Offer thing, Lindsey Lohan thing and the whole film thing.
InAPPropriate will likely bomb really hard. Unless Michelle Rodriguez’s awesome star power brings in the butts to the seats. Rob Schneider probably could make some big bucks for the film as well, but it’s likely Rodriguez’s drawing power that’ll save the film.