Gallowwalkers is a new Western horror film starring Wesley Snipes as more of less cowboy Blade. In other words, there’s no way this film is going to suck.
The basic premise of the movie is that Wesley Snipes plays Aman, whose mother was a nun who broke her covenant with God to make sure he survived. This act placed a curse upon Aman, who is now a gunslinger. The curse states that any man or woman he kills will come back to life as some sort of zombie/vampire thing. Now, after years of killing the worst people the world has to offer, they start to rise from their graves. And it’s up to Aman to stop them. He recruits a young gunslinger named Fabulos (REALLY?) and they start killing the dead.
BAM. Movie written.
Gallowwalkers
Gallowwalkers comes from director Andrew Goth, who cowrote the screenplay with Joanne Reay. Goth has directed a couple other films, Cold and Dark, and B.U.S.T.E.D., but I’ve never heard of them, so they must suck, right? The latter did have David Bowie though…
Pictures
Gallowwalkers Trailer
Gallowwalkers Release Date
TBA, 2013.
Who’s In It?
Wesley Snipes … Aman
Kevin Howarth … Kansa
Riley Smith … Fabulos
Tanit Phoenix … Angel
Simona Brhlíková¹ … Kisscut
Steven Elder … Apollo Jones
Patrick Bergin … Marshall Gaza
Jonathan García¹ … Slip Knot
Hector Hank … Hool
David De Beer … Apprentice Boy
Alyssa Pridham … Sueno
Dallas Page … Skullbucket
Derek Griffiths … Mosca
Alex Avant … Forty Bold
Jenny Gago … Mistress
Tommy Van der Nest … Troy
What’s Good About It?
Um… EVERYTHING IS GOOD ABOUT THIS MOVIE. It’s Cowboy Blade! I mean, COME THE FUCK ON.
Also, it has Tanit Phoenix, who is pretty hot.
What’s Bad About It?
As much as I love vampires, cowboys and Wesley Snipes, the trailer looks like a bad B-Movie. And that’s saying something because most B-Movies are pretty good.
Our Clever Prediction
I can’t imagine Gallowwalkers making much money, but it does look pretty good for a fun, no-thinking just boobs and blood type of film. I don’t complain about those kinds of films.
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