Fast and Furious 6 (2013)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock August 29, 2012 0

Fast and Furious 6 is a movie about competitive quilting. Or it’s the latest installment in the decidedly NOT quilting series Fast and Furious. There’s cars and morons.

There’s not a lot known about the next Fast and Furious film, but The Rock is back, and I think his new partner is Gina Carano. So there’ll be some badass fights.

I didn’t see the last one.

Or the other 4, were they good? No? That’s what I thought. I think there’ll be illegal stuff done with car chases, but the criminals are really more like Robin Hood than real bad guys, but there will also be real bad guys who the bad guys help the cops take down. Such is the world of Fast and Furious.

And I’ve seriously never seen an entire one of these films.

There is a rumor that the next film will take place in Europe and follow the street racers as they pull heists there with a US fed tailing them.

Fast and Furious 6

I thought it might be possible that there’s no plot synopsis for Fast and Furious 6 because there’s no writer, but Chris Morgan has a credit for the screenplay, so it’s apparently been written. He wrote the last couple films in the serious, so the incredible quality will no doubt continue. Justin Lin also returns as director, and he was on the last couple, so there’s no doubt going to be some remarkably similar scenes this time around.

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Fast and Furious 6 Release Date

May 24, 2013.

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Who’s In It?

 Vin Diesel … Dominic Toretto
  Dwayne Johnson … Luke Hobbs
  Paul Walker … Brian O’Conner
  Luke Evans
  Michelle Rodriguez … Letty
  Rihanna … (rumored)
  Gina Carano
  Jordana Brewster … Mia Toretto
  Sung Kang … Han
  Joe Taslim … Jah
  Tyrese Gibson … Roman Pearce
  Lee Asquith-Coe … Sgt Sheldern
  Clara Paget … Vegh
  Benjamin Davies … Adolfson
  Paul Blackwell … Mato solider
  Victor Gardener … Lieutenant Colonel Rolphe

What’s Good About It?

If you liked the other Fast and Furious movies no doubt you’ll love this one.

What’s Bad About It?

If you have decent taste in films you’ll no doubt hate this one.

Our Clever Prediction

The Fast and Furious movies started out pretty successful, went downhill fast when Vin Diesel left, and upon his return went apeshit and started making boatloads of cash again. This is the 6th film in this series, and the last one made over $600 million worldwide, and the one before that made $363 million. They’re actually becoming more successful as time goes on…

Overall, the series has made over $1.5 billion worldwide. Balls…

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