The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes combines a classic horror franchise with the ‘found footage’ thing that’s been popular lately.
I think they should do a Ring film as found footage. At least that’s about an evil video.
The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes is still in the early stages of production, so little is known about the story, but I’m guessing some young family will document their move into a new house, but then THEY DIE!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes
Daniel Farrands has been hired to write and directed the new take on a classic (bet they use that line in the trailer). Farrands has made a bunch of documentaries about various horror films, so no doubt he’ll seem to be a perfect fit to reimagine the story while staying true to the spirit of the original. Blah blah blah. Stupid.
The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes Trailer
Nope.
Movie Release Date
January 27, 2012.
Pictures
Nopesy.
Who’s In It?
No casting news yet.
What’s Good About It?
I guess since the footage is found after the fact it means that everyone dies.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What’s Bad About It?
I shit more originality.
Our Clever Prediction
No doubt the film will cost thirty bucks and a case of Mountain Doo to make, so it should be profitable. Who knows?
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