Parker is a crime thriller starring Jason Statham as (you guessed it) Parker, a thief who lives by a code of honor. The code? To not steal from those who need the money.
Do the mob and rich, greedy people not buy things? Oh, then I guess they need money. Based on my logic, this movie will be boring, as he will have no one to steal stuff from. BAM.
Oh, and apparently, Parker’s word is his bond. And he kills people sometimes.
Code of honor killings, yo.
Parker is being directed by Tayler Hackford, who won an Oscar in 1978 for the short film Teenage Father. So expect this movie to be RAD, yo.
Hackford has directed Ray, Proof of Life, The Devil’s Advocate, and most recently Love Ranch. The films are supposedly based on books, although I can’t imagine anyone READING a Jason Statham film, but nonetheless the novels were written by Donald E. Westlake.
Parker Release Date
Who’s In It?
What’s Good About It?
I can’t really think of anything. Yo. Probably some made parkour! That would be awesome.
Maybe he’ll parallel PARK. er.
What’s Bad About It?
It’s a Jason Statham film. Check yo brains at the door. Yo.
Our Clever Prediction
It’ll make the same money that every Jason Statham film makes. Meaning BILLIONS.
Have I misjudged the popularity of Jason Statham?