Madea’s Witness Protection (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock April 25, 2012 0

Madea’s Witness Protection is the latest Tyler Perry film about his favorite character. This time, an unwitting fool who is in trouble over a Wall Street Ponzi scheme comes to live with Madea to hide from the mob.

I’ll be honest, as much as Tyler Perry’s stuff is not my thing, I do like how he treats Madea. Sure, it’s a black man in drag, and it would be insanely racist if I did it, but he’s always treated Madea as a blend of humor and honesty that works well toward giving her a lot of heart.

Take Witness Protection for instance. Madea is opening her home to a potentially dangerous situation, allowing a man on the run from the mob stay in her house. The guy is Eugene Levy, so no doubt there’s going to be a lot of fish out of water jokes about a Jewish guy living with Madea, but they’ll likely learn about each other and come to be friends, at which point the mob will catch up with the guy, and Madea will have to be a badass and talk about how she’s raised kids and can take care of these mobsters.

She’ll be funny, warm and giving. While she acts stereotypically at times, Madea is also a surprisingly good role model for black communities. And not a bad representation.

Madea’s Witness Protection

Madea’s Witness Protection is, of course, written, directed and produced by Tyler Perry.

Madea’s Witness Protection Trailer

Madea’s Witness Protection Release Date

June 29, 2012.

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Who’s In It?

 Eugene Levy … George Needleman
  Denise Richards … Kate Needleman
  Tyler Perry … Madea/Joe/Brian
  Danielle Campbell … Cindy
  John Amos … Pastor Nelson
  Doris Roberts … Barbara
  Tom Arnold … Walter
  Romeo Miller¹ … Jake
  Marla Gibbs … Hattie
  Eaddy Mays … Agent Thompson
  Jeff Joslin … Lucas
  Shane Partlow … FBI Agent
  Arin Logan … Bank Receptionist
  Frank Brennan … Jack Goldenberg
  Devan Leos … Howie
  Nelson Bonilla … Agent Mulligan
  Shayne Anderson … TSA Agent
  Walter Hendrix … Precision Driver
  Dean Balkwill … Attendant
  Eric Brooks … Bellman
  Andrew Koehler … Pilot

What’s Good About It?

Tyler Perry makes films that make me less afraid of black people.

What’s Bad About It?

No so much less afraid that I’ll venture out to the theater on the opening weekend of one of his films, because I’m a white coward.

Our Clever Prediction

Tyler Perry doesn’t really miss. He has probably the single most devoted fan base in all of films right now, and there’s little chance that Madea’s Witness Protection will fail. There’s a reason Perry is the top earner in the film business, and it isn’t because he looks so pretty as Madea.

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