Hysteria (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock April 17, 2012 Comments Off
Hysteria (2012)

Hysteria is about the man who invented the first vibrator. He was a doctor trying to treat women being women, so he gave them orgasms. That’s how I treat alcoholism. Doesn’t work.

Dr. Granville is the real life man who invented the vibrator. He was a London-based physician, and there was a catch-all diagnosis for anytime a woman was acting funny: hysteria. It turns out they just needed a bit of release.

Dr. Granville was handsome and on the rise (hehe) as a doc in London, and as he made his way into the upper classes he started experimenting with various methods of treating women. I prefer the ol’ Two in the Pink, One in the Stink shocker approach, but each man has a right to his own methods.

He eventually came across Charlotte Dalrymple, a spirited young lass who challenged many of his notions, and may have inspired the crotch tickler.

Hysteria

Tanya Wexler is the director for Hysteria, while Stephen Dyer, Howard Gensler and Jonah Lisa Dyer are the writers. Wexler has a few films to her name, though nothing for about the last decade. She must be really good, like Terrance Malick, to be able to take so much time off.

Or she sucks and couldn’t get a film made for over 10 years. Probably that.

Hysteria Trailer

Hysteria Release Date

May 18, 2012.

Pictures

Who’s In It?

  Maggie Gyllenhaal … Charlotte Dalrymple
  Hugh Dancy … Dr. Mortimer Granville
  Jonathan Pryce … Dr. Robert Dalrymple
  Felicity Jones … Emily Dalrymple
  Rupert Everett … Lord Edmund St. John-Smythe
  Ashley Jensen … Fanny
  Sheridan Smith … Molly the Lolly

What’s Good About It?

It’s a film about getting women off. If only there were a film like this for men…

Oh, right. It’s called Die Hard.

What’s Bad About It?

This isn’t Die Hard.

Our Clever Prediction

I seriously doubt anyone is going to go see a film about vibrators starring Hugh Dancy, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Rupert Everett.

EXCEPT FOR ME A MILLION TIMES.

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