Halloween 3D (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock March 22, 2011 25

Halloween 3, or Halloween 3D, is the continuing tale of Michael Myers, following the two films made by Rob Zombie. The third film will not be directed by Zombie, but to make up for that it’ll be in 3D.

I should clarify that ‘making up for that’ means that since we won’t have the substandard Rob Zombie making the film the producers are ruining the film by forcing it to be in 3D.

Halloween 3D

On the plus side, Halloween 3D will be directed by Patrick Lussier. He just made Drive Angry 3D, which was a retarded, but fun film, and he has worked with Wes Craven before, as the editor of Red Eye, Cursed, and the Scream films. To Halloween purists, Lussier should seem as good as having Wes Craven himself direct the film. I still think this’ll suck, but at least it’ll suck with a good pedigree.

Halloween 3D Trailer

Not yet.

Movie Release Date

TBA 2012.

Pictures

Not yet.

Who’s In It?

Brad Dourif … Sheriff Lee Brackett
Scout Taylor-Compton … Laurie Strode

What’s Good About It?

Horror films don’t really need to be good to make money, they just need to be scary, and having a bit of name recognition doesn’t hurt. No doubt Halloween 3D will be profitable.

What’s Bad About It?

I feel like there’ve been a million of these. It can’t be that hard to come up with a new idea for a horror film. Stephen King comes up with a new idea three or four times a year. He’s proven that the idea doesn’t need to be good to be profitable.

Our Clever Prediction

It’ll be successful enough for Halloween 4D. The Halloween that travels forward and backward in time so that Michael Myers can kill his victims again and again!

See? New idea. And it’s better than what they’re doing now.

25 Comments »

  1. mark October 19, 2011 at 6:07 pm -

    scott,

    well when they made Halloween H20 with halloween 4-6 we were to not even think of them. they never happen. so there is no jamie harries. an john he wasnt killed.

  2. blake October 18, 2011 at 9:01 pm -

    see that is where i have to disagree with you nobody knows if she died or not they never showed the body she could have crawled away as you remember she faked her death before she could have done it again so again she could be holding back to kill him one last time

  3. scott October 6, 2011 at 9:59 am -

    the last halloween movie should be halloween 9, have jamies baby come back and blow michael away along with the house. Destroy both evils. The last one should be the biggest cus now everyone around haddonfield know michael exists there is no time to play around.

  4. scott October 6, 2011 at 9:57 am -

    they should pick back up with the story line of 6. has everyone forgot about jamie’s baby, he is the last of michaels bloodline, lauries son john was killed in the back drop of 7 so he is gone, Steven: the baby from 6 is all thats left.

  5. Billy September 25, 2011 at 2:36 am -

    OK! WHEN WILL THESE DIRECTORS AND INVESTORS IN THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE EVER LEARN?! WE DON’T WANNA SEE ANY MORE SHIT OF HALLOWEEN FILMS! THANKS TO THE JERK THAT LET ROB ZOMBIE TAKE OVER ON MAKING TWO REMAKES, I HAVE LOST A LOT OF INTEREST IN THIS FRANCHISE!

    I HAVE ALWAYS PURCHASED EVERY SINGLE HALLOWEEN UP TO “RESURRECTION” AND THAT’S IT, ASIDE FROM PAYING AT THE MOVIE THEATRES AS WELL! THE OTHERS I’VE WATCHED FOR FREE ONLINE. REALLY BAD MOVIES. SO, I HAVE NEVER PURCHASED ANY OF THE ROB ZOMBIE ONES! I DIDN’T EVEN TAKE MY CHANCES TO LOSE MONEY IN THE THEATRES WITH ZOMBIE’S FILMS. JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM, HE SENDS OFF THIS VIBE OF “I REALLY HOPE I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING”! NO TALENT WHATSOEVER!

    SO NOW FOR THIS, “PATRICK LUSSIER” TO THINK THAT HE’S IN THE CLEAR JUST BECAUSE HE’S WORKED IN OTHER BIG NAME MOVIES, IS JUST SAD! PATRICK, PLEASE DO TAKE MY ADVICE, DROP THIS “3D” CONCEPT, ESPECIALLY IF IT FOLLOWS THE PREVIOUS TWO ROB ZOMBIE FILMS AND CONCENTRATE ON PICKING UP ON OLD CHARACTERS THAT MICHAEL HASN’T KILLED.

    BY THIS I MEAN KARA STRODE, TOMMY DOYLE, DANNY, JOHN (THE ORIGINAL LAURIE STRODE’S SON), ETC.! COME ON! THE TRUE HALLOWEEN FANS THAT HAVE FOLLOWED YOU FOR YEARS AND THAT HAVE PROVEN TO BE VERY LOYAL, DESERVE THE RESPECT BACK AS WE GAVE IT TO THIS FRANCHISE FOR SO MANY YEARS!

    IT’S BEEN OVER NINE (9) YEARS SINCE AN OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN, FROM ORIGINAL SCRIPT TO CHARACTERS HAS BEEN OUT FOR THE FANS!

    JUST REMEMBER, THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIKED ROB ZOMBIE’S SHIT OF MOVIES HAVE BEEN FANS SINCE 2007, BUT WE THAT DON’T WANT THIS NON-SENSE TO CONTINUE AND WOULD LOVE THE NEXT FILM TO PICK UP WHERE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FANS FOR WAY OVER FOUR (4) YEARS. I HAVE BEEN A FAN FOR ABOUT TWENTY (20) YEARS NOW! MAKE THE MATH AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE REAL HALLOWEEN FANS THAT SUPPORTED THIS FRANCHISE FOR SO LONG!