GI Joe 2 is likely the funniest idea for a movie ever. First, it’s a sequel to the horrible GI Joe. Second, it’s being directed by Jon M. Chu, who directed a Justin Bieber documentary and some Step Up movies. Funniest IDEA EVER.

Oh, the full title is GI Joe 2: ‘Retaliation’ and not ‘Cobra Strikes’ now…. so that should be good. (Sarcasm) There’s no word yet on the plot, but there is a decent chance that there IS no plot. Just people who got to get tough…GO JOE!

GI Joe 2, Retaliatoin

The one thing GI Joe 2 has going for it is writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. I guess that’s two things. Anyways, they wrote Zombieland, which was pretty good, so maybe they can make something out of this turdfest. Bruce Willis is now in the movie, bringing a ton of credibility on to this set… he’s playing Joe Colton, one tough SOB with something to prove. The Rock, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum… a trifecta of douchery.

GI Joe 2 Trailer

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation Release Date

March 29, 2013.

G.I Joe Retaliatoin Pictures

Who’s In It?

Channing Tatum … Captain Duke Hauser
Dwayne Johnson … Roadblock
Ray Park … Snake Eyes
Byung-hun Lee … Storm Shadow
Elodie Yung… Jinx

What’s Good About It?

It’s one hilarious idea for a fail.

What’s Bad About It?

Show me ONE element of this that isn’t stupid.

Our Clever Prediction

Obviously, GI Joe 2 is set to make some big money. Cross your fingers.