Escape from Planet Earth is an animated family film about a prison break of aliens from Area 51, who are trying to escape from… earth!
Not a ton of details have been released about the film yet, but there’ll be aliens, and apparently the humans are the bad guys. Hey…
Escape from Planet Earth is being written and directed by Tony Leech, although it was co-written by Cory Edwards. They worked on the sequel to Hoodwinked, which I think we can all agree was the superior Hoodwinked.
Hoodwinked is a terrible name for a children’s movie though. Unless I’m mistake (impossible), Hoodwinked is when a lady’s vag lips come together during pleasuring, resulting in a sideways wink. (*). Was that what the film was about? I should really see that film.
Also, I just made that up, so if it’s on Urban Dictionary in a week, I CAME UP WITH IT.
OH GOD… Brendan Fraser.
Well, I WAS going to say the idea seemed okay, but then Brendan Fraser got involved, so…
BRENDAN FRASER IS INVOLVED. Run. Run for your lives.
Unless you live in Canada, in which case, enjoy.
In case that was too subtle, I was insinuating that Canadians are too stupid to understand that Brendan Fraser movies suck. Also, this film will blow.