You will NEVER guess what Beauty and the Beast is about. It’s about this girl, who is beautiful, and a dude, who is sorta a beast. Sort of like Brian and the girls he stalks.

Actually, there’s almost no news about what this particular take on Beauty and the Beast will be. Two things are known at present: Guillermo Del Toro is producing, and Emma Watson has been cast as the star. That’s it. No doubt it’ll have at least a few similarities to Del Toro’s other work, but he’s only producing, and there’s no word yet on who will be directing it, so it’s hard to say what it’ll be like.

Beauty and the Beast Trailer

Beauty and the Beast Release Date

TBA 2013.

Pictures

Nopesy.

Who’s In It?

Emma Watson… THE BEAST (just kidding, she’s Beauty)

What’s Good About It?

Del Toro is mostly awesome, and Emma Watson is… what’s the word? Oh yeah. HOT.

What’s Bad About It?

So little is known at present. It’ll probably be stupid. Or too smart. Or pretty. Or ugly. Or too much action. Or not enough. See where I’m going with this?

Our Clever Prediction

OBVIOUSLY, Beauty and the Beast will make as much money as the Harry Potter films. The only reason anyone saw those was because of Emma Watson, and she’s in this also. DUH.