Baytown Outlaws is a grindhouse style film where a husband and wife break up, and the husband turns out to be a bad dude and holds onto the kid. The mom hires some local redneck badasses to kidnap her son and bring him to her.
You know, THAT old story.
Actually, I’m not sure if they’re husband and wife, or if they just had a kid together because they lived in sin or sumthin’.
But shit goes south and the rednecks are being hunted down by the father and his men. Oh, and Billy Bob Thornton and Eva Longoria are in this.
Baytown Outlaws comes from writer/director Barry Battles (sweet name, bro), though the film was co-written by Griffin Hood (ANOTHER sweet name… bros).
They don’t really have much experience, so expect this to be terrible.
Baytown Outlaws Trailer
Baytown Outlaws Release Date
It’ll be On Demand December 4, 2012.
Who’s In It?
Daniel Cudmore … Lincoln Oodie
Thomas Brodie-Sangster … Rob
Paul Wesley … Reese
Natalie Martinez … Ariana
Billy Bob Thornton
Zoe Bell … Rose
Eva Longoria … Celeste
Andre Braugher … Sherriff Henry Millard
Michael Rapaport … Lucky
Agnes Bruckner … Mona
Brea Grant … Pammy
Victoria Gabrielle Platt … Madam
Clayne Crawford … Brick Oodie
Travis Fimmel … McQueen Oodie
Arden Cho … Angel
J.D. Evermore … Officer Boyd
Shawn Carter Peterson … Salesman
Julio Oscar Mechoso … Padre
What’s Good About It?
It has Eva Longoria, and the trailer looks okay. If Baytown Outlaws churns out some charm, it might not be half bad.
What’s Bad About It?
I don’t trust the filmmakers, and let’s be honest, Billy Bob Thornton and Eva Longoria aren’t exactly big stars these days. Or, you know, ever.
Our Clever Prediction
It’s an On Demand Grindhouse type film. Baytown Outlaws is probably going to tank.
I like how the posters have “A Southern Whip-Ass Extravaganza” and “A Southern Whup-Ass Extravaganza.” WHICH IS IT? Whip or Whup? This is the kind of sloppy attention to detail that will likely cause this film to blow ass.