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Battleship (2012)


Those of us 30 and over remember Battleship as one of our favorite games. Well guess what, director Peter Berg is making it into a blockbuster film and Liam Neeson is headlining.

Battleship 2012

The Battleship Movie is going to focused around an alien attack on earth, which quite frankly.. is getting old. However, in 2012, the aliens, called The Regents, come here looking for something, we aren’t exactly clear on what till the end.
Our guess? Probably water, or our women. Considering Rihanna is in the movie, maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll take our women. Then again, Aliens never come to earth for anything else rather than our water….hmmm.

Battleship Trailer

Rihanna in Battleship? Yes, and we still don’t know what her role is. She plays Raikes, a female officer of some sort… maybe she’ll be like Erika Eleniak in Under Seige, and jump topless out of a cake?

This fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. Liam Neeson plays Admiral Shane, he’s in charge of saving the earth from the Aliens. Good thing Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna are around to help him out.

Battleship Pics

Why you care

If you loved the game Battleship, and you love aliens, then Battleship could be for you. Then again, I’m getting tired of alien encounters so… could the Battleship movie do it any differently to please my taste?

Battleship Release Date

Summer 2012

Starring

Liam Neeson has joined the cast of Battleship, so has Brooklyn Decker, Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgaard plays Kitsch’s older brother, Rihanna plays Kitsch’s crew mate and a weapons specialist. Rihanna? Yes, we have no idea why. We know she can take a punch in real life, so maybe her acting won’t be that bad.

Reminds me of

Independence Day, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Knowing

The Good

Peter Berg worked on Hancock, and Hancock 2. Brooklyn Decker makes me feel funny in my pants.

The Bad

Aliens invading earth… seen it. Rihanna as a weapons specialist? No thanks. Fuck off Rihanna.

Our Clever Prediction

It’ll be huge, more info as we get it.

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