Trespass is the story of a man and wife who are held hostage and begin to learn dark secrets. I think about each other. It’s currently unclear.
There aren’t a lot of details available right now, which is weird, cause it comes out in October. But it will also be On Demand in November. What’s that? Sounds like a turd? Yep. It’ll be a turd.
Anyways, I’m pretty sure it turns out Nicole Kidman is sleeping with one of the hostage takers, and she may be trying to get her husband’s money. I guess she doesn’t want him to even have half when they divorce. Bitches be crazy.
I’m guessing a lot of that, but I saw a picture (below) and I extrapolated. What’s that? You’re wearing a brown shirt? Stupid Canadian.
Trespass is being directed by Joel Schumacher, who made what I think we can ALL agree were the definitive Batman films, with Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. So this movie should be amazing… NOT.
Snapdragon. Anyways, it’s going to be hilarious if it has Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage and Schumacher as director and it’s essentially going straight to On Demand. It has to be a mega turd for that to happen. I cannot wait.
Trespass Release Date
October 14, 2011 – Limited release
November 1, 2011 – Home Video and On Demand
Who’s In It?
Nicolas Cage … Kyle
Cam Gigandet … Jonah Collins
Nicole Kidman … Sarah
Liana Liberato … Avery
Nico Tortorella … Jake
Zurab Matcharashvili … Jake
Tina Parker … Security Operator
Terry Milam … Travis
Gracie Whitton … Young Avery
Brandon Belknap … Dylan
David Maldonado … Security Guard
Herb Johnston … Bar Patron
What’s Good About It?
Bad movies starring Nicolas Cage are always worth watching.
What’s Bad About It?
Trespass has to be especially bad if it’s going to be On Demand two weeks after its release.
Our Clever Prediction
I think Trespass is going to shock person. I’d say ‘people,’ but I’m pretty sure only one person will see it, and she will be shocked by the high quality.