Scary Movie 5 is, contrary to popular belief, the latest drama from Steven Spielberg. Crazy.
That B.S. Intro is funnier than any joke that will be in Scary Movie 5. There are few details available at present as to what films will be spoofed in next installment, but no doubt there’ll be a Saw reference, probably one to the remake of Friday the 13th, maybe Shutter Island, and any of the horror films that are coming out in the next few months.
Trailer
Thankfully, no.
The Scoop
Scary Movie 5 will made by the same team that made Scary Movie 4, as well as some classics like Airplane! Hot Shots! And Naked Gun. Okay, so Hot Shots! Wasn’t quite as legendary as the others. Still, better than Scary Movie 5. or 4. or 3. or 2. or 1.
Who’s It For?
Probably PG-13. Not many adults can turn their brains off enough to enjoy this crap.
Movie Release Date
2011.
Who’s In It?
Regina Hall is rumored to be returning, since she was in all 4 of the other films in the series. No other casting as of yet.
Interesting Fact
None of the Scary Movies are actually scary. Huh.
Related Movies
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, 4, Epic Movie, Naked Gun, Hot Shots!, Airplane!
What’s Good About It?
I’ve said this before, but it’s worth mentioning again. I like knowing where all the stupid people are for a few hours on Friday nights.
What’s Bad About It?
I guarantee I can sit through the entire film without smiling. Or smirking. Grinning. Anything. I would find more enjoyment out of a “Pull my finger” joke.
Heh. Pull my finger.
Our Clever Prediction
How the heck are these things still getting made? Are they really that cheap to produce? I can’t imagine they make much money. (checks box office totals for last Scary Movie) HOLY CRAP THE LAST ONE MADE $172 MILLION DOLLARS.
I think I just shat myself.
Yep. Shat.
So much irony in your post. You want me to act professional about another entry into the Scary Movie franchise? What? Are you kidding me?
I think that’s abit harsh for a review. I mean even if you don’t like it, your job is to provide PROPER information about the upcoming movie without slandering it. Some people actually like it, and as said above, people have different ideas of what’s humorous and what’s not. No need to be crude about your view on the scary movie franchise, maybe next time you should act alittle bit more professional.
Not to troll or anything, but whoever writes these reviews and provides this film information is clearly a snob who won’t get over his or her self’s hostility toward society. Some people have a sense of humor, and no matter how horrible or eloquent you believe it is, it does not make a person stupid. You are extremely unprofessional and your critique is horrid. Also, Joe- Not cool!
@Poop,
You must’ve liked 1 and 2 b/c of all the male nudity. You like testicals dont you?
Is this true? If it is then im so glad
i love the scary movies 