Scary Movie 5 is, contrary to popular belief, the latest drama from Steven Spielberg. Crazy.
That B.S. Intro is funnier than any joke that will be in Scary Movie 5. There are few details available at present as to what films will be spoofed in next installment, but no doubt there’ll be a Saw reference, probably one to the remake of Friday the 13th, maybe Shutter Island, and any of the horror films that are coming out in the next few months.
Trailer
Thankfully, no.
The Scoop
Scary Movie 5 will made by the same team that made Scary Movie 4, as well as some classics like Airplane! Hot Shots! And Naked Gun. Okay, so Hot Shots! Wasn’t quite as legendary as the others. Still, better than Scary Movie 5. or 4. or 3. or 2. or 1.
Who’s It For?
Probably PG-13. Not many adults can turn their brains off enough to enjoy this crap.
Movie Release Date
2011.
Who’s In It?
Regina Hall is rumored to be returning, since she was in all 4 of the other films in the series. No other casting as of yet.
Interesting Fact
None of the Scary Movies are actually scary. Huh.
Related Movies
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, 4, Epic Movie, Naked Gun, Hot Shots!, Airplane!
What’s Good About It?
I’ve said this before, but it’s worth mentioning again. I like knowing where all the stupid people are for a few hours on Friday nights.
What’s Bad About It?
I guarantee I can sit through the entire film without smiling. Or smirking. Grinning. Anything. I would find more enjoyment out of a “Pull my finger” joke.
Heh. Pull my finger.
Our Clever Prediction
How the heck are these things still getting made? Are they really that cheap to produce? I can’t imagine they make much money. (checks box office totals for last Scary Movie) HOLY CRAP THE LAST ONE MADE $172 MILLION DOLLARS.
I think I just shat myself.
Yep. Shat.
The scary movie franchise wasn’t too bad, yeah they messed up on 3 + 4
(Agreeing with DooD) But hey! Give it a chance.
If you didn’t like the series don’t review it. Besides, you haven’t even seen the movie. Don’t make crappy predictions.
scary movie 3 and 4 were complete shit, but you cannot throw in scary movie 1 and 2, they were genius.
ok how about this…….YOU SUCK you sit around with all (two) of your friends and play “pull my finger” your an idiot the movies are not to be scary you jackass…..thats the point!!! why don’t you move out of your mommy’s house and get a real job (GOD forbid you do that right!)i for one dont want to read what you have to say….let me guess you liked Brokeback Mountain you sit and watch (haha when your not playing the skin flute) with your biddies?
@Doug,
Who you trying to insult Doug, and why did it take you 12 days to come up with such a shitty trashing? Take your meds partner.
Your review is bitter and stupid. A lot of people will love to see this movie. You must be mentally challenged to find a pull my finger joke funny. Your pre-review gets a FAIL. This movie will be great!
@Kat,
Why did you post 2 comments? Did you think changing your username would hide your IP address?
Wtf? if you don’t like the series then ok. u dnt have to cry like a bitch about it. Why did u review this movie anyways. ur a queer. heh yeah queer.