Queens of Country is a bit of a fantasy tale, about the prettiest girl in Arizona who loves line dancing and country music. She finds an ipod and feels the owner must be her soul mate. Then she dates Maynard James Keenan, the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. Wait. What?

Lizzy Caplan plays Jolene Gillis, who sounds like she’s from a country song. She loves country music. LOVES IT. And Ron Livingston plays Rance McCoy, and he wants Jolene. When she finds the ipod of love (my name for it), he tells her that it’s foolish to think the owner is her soul mate, but she won’t be convinced, and sets out to discover the owner. He plans to disenfranchise her of her dream by faking who the owner is, and gets a local mechanic (Maynard James Keenan) to pose and the owner. But I’m pretty sure Bobby Angel (Keenan) falls for Jolene, and they fall in love.

Also, there’s a time machine.

Again, Wait. What?

Queens of Country

Queens of Country was written and directed by Ryan Page and Christopher Pomereke, with some writing also done by Serene Dominic. The two dudes have worked together before, but this is Dominic’s first credit. I’ve never heard of any of the stuff Page and Pomereke have done. Uhhh… Good?

Queens of Country Trailer

queens of country trailer hd from Dan Stoloff on Vimeo.

Queens of Country Release Date

TBA 2011- 2012.

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Who’s In It?

 Lizzy Caplan … Jolene Gillis
  Ron Livingston … Rance McCoy
  Joe Lo Truglio … Penny McEntire
  Matt Walsh … Cleveland Norvis
  Anthony Zanlungo … Bar customer
  Samuel Ball¹ … ATV Dad
  Maynard James Keenan … Bobby Angel
  O-Lan Jones … Tracy
  Regan Burns … Dr. Bauer
  Greg Bronson … Prospector
  Ricardo Andres … Dance Competition Spectator
  J.R. Nutt … DJ Johnny Dealey
  Buck Holland … Hank

What’s Good About It?

Uhh… Time machines and Maynard James Keenan ALWAYS make for good films. Duh. What are you, stupid or somethin’?

What’s Bad About It?

I don’t trust the filmmakers, but the trailer looks good.

Our Clever Prediction

If you watch True Blood, you’ll know that Lizzy Caplan has great knockers. I approve wholeheartedly.