House of Night is the next Twilight, or at least it’s trying to be. First, no, I haven’t read the books, but the film is based on a popular book series based on vampires and a teenaged girl. Okay, so they call them Vampyres. But that’s just stupid.
Anyways, the Vampyres are a genetic anomaly that develops at puberty in a part of the population, and said Vampyres are marked and sent to a special school to learn to be adult Vampyres. Zoey Redbird, who I have to assume is Native American, what with the Redbird thing (like the werewolves in Twilight, not that I’ve seen them or anything), discovers that she is a Vampyre and is sent to the new school and has to learn about her new life as an abomination. Now lets talk about the trailer for House Of Night…
Trailer
Just kidding, not yet.
House of Night
The book has been optioned for a film, but so far there hasn’t been a writer or director announced. I nominate Catherine Hardwicke. In the House Of Night MOvie, newly turned vampyre Zoey Redbird leaves her old world behind and enters a training school known as the House of Night, where she can learn how to become an adult vampyre. Cool right?
Who’s It For?
Young adults and their fascination with the Vampire genre. Although, I guess its better kids are reading something since the general consensus is we are raising a society of idiots and shitheads. Why is the Vampire genre so big now, nobody cared about them in my childhood, in the 80′s. Although we did like Alf and The Fonze, so maybe our generation shouldn’t brag too much.
Movie Release Date
House of night is now a 2013 movie release. They must be searching for a sexy male lead vampire. I nominate Jason Patrick. He was amazing in The Lost Boys, he knows the vampire character, and lets face it, he’s still hot. Right guys and gals? Right? Who’s got my back?
Who’s In It?
Since there hasn’t been any casting, I will also announce that Bob Sagat will play Zoey.
Interesting Fact
If you put Twilight and House of Night in Mortal Kombat as characters House of Night would totally finish Twilight. House of Night’s finisher? Screaming fans so loud that your head explodes.
True Story.
What’s Good About It?
If it’s a success, future sequels may introduce Warewolves, or Mammies (which is what I called your momma last night), and Fronkenstein.
And Zambies.
What’s Bad About It?
Seriously? I’m just going to post the description again. (but with quotation marks!)
Anyways, the Vampyres are a genetic anomaly that develops at puberty in a part of the population, and said Vampyres are marked and sent to a special school to learn to be adult Vampyres. Zoey Redbird, who I have to assume is Native American, what with the Redbird thing (like the werewolves in Twilight, not that I’ve seen them or anything), discovers that she is a Vampyre and is sent to the new school and has to learn about her new life as an abomination.
Our Clever Prediction
I will show up opening night to score. Uh… score a goal. I’ll be going to a football game. They play for goals, right?
Anyways, I’m not a perv.
I think the film will look like what it is, a cheap Twilight ripoff. Oh, and for those of you have read the books, feel free to hate me.
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I”m with the girls here don’t go around slaming things untill you have read up on it at least but you should read the book
If you read the books it wouldn’t seem so dumb… To be honest I only like the main ideas of the books themselves but overall the books are really great.
spelling the word vampires as vampyres isn’t stupid, because vampyres means they are still mortal as they are all still fledglings so no its not just some fancy way to spell it. House of Night will never be another twilight, besides how can it be a twilight wanna be when the series was out and published years before twilight even existed? House of Night will always be much better then twilight, action wise and just everything. So before you start bad-mouthing something read it first.
Alright, look. All of you whiny little bitches are the reason people like this don’t take the House of Night seriously. And then the way some of you describe it…it makes me wanna slap the shit out of you. “If you like boy drama during the end of the world, you’ll like this.” Just shut your angsty preteen mouths. Here’s the rundown, from a male point of view.
The House of Night is about a normal chick thrust into the middle of what’s turning into a Vamp civil war. She and her circle of friends have been given powerful gifts by their goddess, and they must use those gifts to prevent a psychotic, power hungry high priestess from coming into power and making the whole of mankind her little bitch. There is some romance thrown in, just to keep angsty preteens reading, but even the romance parts are more like bids to see who can get into Zoey’s pants first, with the exception of Stark(and if I remember right, Zoey and Stark end up fucking like rabbits anyway). Some shit goes down and a Fallen Angel, along with his monstrous sons, return to the corporeal world to raise hell.
I’m not going into more detail, because that would ruin the books that some people might not have read, but thats the gist of it.
Omg you guys can be fuckin irratating sometimes, the truth is that Twilight os way boring compared To the HONN