Everything Must Go tells an alcoholic’s struggle with his drinking problem, so he has a yard sale to help him get his life back together. Oh, and it’s a comedy.
Sounds hilarious, right? Now, picture this: it stars Will Ferrell. I didn’t think it could get any less funny, but there it is.
Oh, and apparently his wife puts all his stuff on the lawn, so that’s why he has to sell all his stuff over a four day period. GUH. That was supposed to be UGH, but I like GUH more.
To make matters worse, this is writer/director Dan Rush’s first film. I just shat in here. By here I mean the world. I just shat in the world. SHAT.
Who’s It For?
No rating yet, but lets go with G.
Movie Release Date
Who’s In It?
Will Ferrell … Nick Halsey
Rebecca Hall … Samantha
Laura Dern … Delilah
Michael Peña … Frank Garcia
Glenn Howerton … Gary
Stranger than Fiction, Semi-Pro, The Good Guys
What’s Good About It?
Um… I like to buy things. At yard sales, or garage sales or lawn sales.
What’s Bad About It?
I’ve written a great deal already. Well, not a great deal. But everything I’ve written is bad.
Our Clever Prediction
It’s a Will Ferrell movie, so it’ll make a few bucks. GUH.