11 11 11 is a horror-thriller based around the release date of the film, which opens on the eleventh month of the eleventh year of the millennium. Too bad it isn’t the WILLennium. So much cooler.

Not a lot of details have been released as of yet, but apparently at 11:11 in the morning, a being from the eleventh gate of heaven will be allowed to enter earth. And presumably scary stuff will happen.

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The Scoop

The film has been written and will be directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed the second, third and fourth Saw films. So he’s practically the next Hitchcock. Without the hitch.

And replace “The” with “a big diseased.”

Who’s It For?

Probably R.

Movie Release Date

Hmmm… I don’t know. I’m sure something will remind me.

Oh, November 11, 2011.

Who’s In It?

No casting news yet.

Interesting Fact

I remember reading that Bousman faked his way into the industry. He had written some shit screenplay, and after trying to sell it to Hollywood types who all laughed at him, he got a low level job at a production company, put a pseudonym on the screenplay and starting telling everyone how good it was. Hollywood assholes being morons and too afraid to disagree with someone for fear of being wrong, eventually made the film. And the big diseased wang was born.

Related Movies

Saw 3 and 4 (the good ones, no doubt), Repo! The Genetic Opera,

What’s Good About It?

The ridiculous nature of the title and premise should make for some good material for comedians.

SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ALL I’VE GOT!

What’s Bad About It?

Have you read anything I’ve written so far?

Go back and reread it. Essentially this whole preview is what’s wrong with this film.

Our Clever Prediction

Avatar-like box office. People are stupid.

Or, it makes no money and critics hate it.

Then I say, “I told you so!” Eight hundred times. A Day. For Eleven thousand years, Eleven months, eleven hours, and ten minutes.

I die before the eleventh minute. I can ONLY LIVE SO LONG.