The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence.
Release Date
2010
Starring
Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson
Reminds me of
Shooter.
Interesting Fact
Machete is a spin off from Grindhouse, believe it or not.
Official Site
Nothing Yet.
The Good
Steven Seagal, Don Johnson and Robert De Niro? Fucking sweet.
The Bad
Lots of girl power in the film, but yet none of these babes ever go topless. Michelle Rodriguez is sexy in her Fast & Furious roles, Jessica Alba refuses to show any skin, and Lindsay Lohan is the biggest tease in Hollywood.
Tags: Action 2010, Cheech Marin, Crime 2010, Danny Trejo, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Thriller 2010