11 11 11 (2011)

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11 11 11 is a horror-thriller based around the release date of the film, which opens on the eleventh month of the eleventh year of the millennium. Too bad it isn’t the WILLennium. So much cooler.


Not a lot of details have been released as of yet, but apparently at 11:11 in the morning, a being from the eleventh gate of heaven will be allowed to enter earth. And presumably scary stuff will happen.

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The Scoop

The film has been written and will be directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed the second, third and fourth Saw films. So he’s practically the next Hitchcock. Without the hitch.

And replace “The” with “a big diseased.”

Who’s It For?

Probably R.

Movie Release Date

Hmmm… I don’t know. I’m sure something will remind me.

Oh, November 11, 2011.

Who’s In It?

No casting news yet.

Interesting Fact

I remember reading that Bousman faked his way into the industry. He had written some shit screenplay, and after trying to sell it to Hollywood types who all laughed at him, he got a low level job at a production company, put a pseudonym on the screenplay and starting telling everyone how good it was. Hollywood assholes being morons and too afraid to disagree with someone for fear of being wrong, eventually made the film. And the big diseased wang was born.

Related Movies

Saw 3 and 4 (the good ones, no doubt), Repo! The Genetic Opera,

What’s Good About It?

The ridiculous nature of the title and premise should make for some good material for comedians.

SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ALL I’VE GOT!

What’s Bad About It?

Have you read anything I’ve written so far?

Go back and reread it. Essentially this whole preview is what’s wrong with this film.

Our Clever Prediction

Avatar-like box office. People are stupid.

Or, it makes no money and critics hate it.

Then I say, “I told you so!” Eight hundred times. A Day. For Eleven thousand years, Eleven months, eleven hours, and ten minutes.

I die before the eleventh minute. I can ONLY LIVE SO LONG.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. I think the movie looks good, and coming from someone that actually sees 11:11 all the time, and i have done for years, i think it will be a pretty scary movie. Give a film a chance before you start bashing in please.

  2. Are you just the biggest douche nozzle in the world or what?

    Just because you obviously have some kind of issue with the director doesn’t give you license to downtalk a movie that no one even knows anything about yet. It’s people like you that make perfect critics… Idividuals with nothing good to say and an entire world they don’t understand to take it out on.

    Why don’t all of you ignorant critics and closed minded people just give the rest of the world a chance. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean anything. Your opinion is 1 in 6 billion (as is mine).

    And for the record, I’m a graduated artist and intellectual with wonderful honors and a large sum of common sense and I happened to like Avatar… But I also like some of the most obscure and imfamous novels of all time… We’re all different and entitled to our opinion but maybe you should watch it before you bash it.

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